Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
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nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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