You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
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new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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