I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
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He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
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Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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