There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
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I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
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I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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