I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
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When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
50% drunk capacity currently
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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