Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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