i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
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our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
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She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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