Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
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if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
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I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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