I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
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My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
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I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
What happened to fro yo and sex?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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