Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
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