i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
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You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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