just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
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His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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