i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
this hospital has no fireball
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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