I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
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You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
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Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
My vagina is very pro this idea
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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