My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
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No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
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apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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