Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
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My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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