Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
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WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
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New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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