At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
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I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
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Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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