so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
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Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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