i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
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My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
God, I missed his penis.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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