Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
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We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
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she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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