Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
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Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
After tacos, we're chasing women.
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