That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
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I have feelings that need drinking.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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