literally had 100 drinks last night.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
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He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
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we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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