Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
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come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
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Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You pole danced in your parka.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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