So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
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apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
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Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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