Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
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It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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