Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
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Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
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are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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