sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
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i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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