I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
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There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
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Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
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