Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
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he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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