Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
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I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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