i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
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Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
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I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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