We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
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i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
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Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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