Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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