She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
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Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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