That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
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No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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