You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
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In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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