um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
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There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
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I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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