He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
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Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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