anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
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doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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