if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
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i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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