I hate your face
false alarm. still invincible.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
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Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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