i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
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I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
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I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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