you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
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Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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