He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
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I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
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I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I have already put on my inside pants.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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