He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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