yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
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Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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