Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
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Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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