i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
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moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
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It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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